THE LIFE OF BETHLEHAM OPAHAM

In the same year as the birth of Jesus, Bethleham Opaham was born, surrounded by his mother, Ezraham Opaham, his father, Manoaham Opaham, his uncle, Jadonaham Opaham, and his cousin, Abraham Opaham. After Bethleham Opaham's birth, the Opaham family was shunned from society, and ridiculed constantly if they went into the city of Bethlehem, for Bethleham Opaham's name and features. In the seventh year after the birth of Jesus, Abraham Opaham took Bethleham Opaham to the peak of a mountain, and laid Bethleham Opaham down. Abraham Opaham took a knife from his pocket, and sacrificed Bethleham Opaham, in the hope that Abraham would ascend to The Realm Above Mortality. However, Abraham Opaham did not complete the sacrifice correctly, and Abraham Opaham was disintegrated, while Bethleham Opaham was resurrected. Until the twenty-ninth year after the birth of Jesus, Bethleham Opaham wandered the mountain area, until he found Bethlehem. No one recognized Bethleham Opaham, so he could execute his plan. Bethleham Opaham found Jesus alone, and took the knife that Abraham Opaham used to sacrifice him, and stabbed Jesus. The plan failed, and Jesus disintegrated Bethleham Opaham. Later, Bethleham Opaham awoke at The Realm Above Mortality. Bethleham Opaham realized that he was alive although he was disintegrated by Jesus, and then Bethleham Opaham became his own god. Bethleham Opaham became omnipotent and omniscient, and now knew that the rest of his family was executed years ago by soldiers. Bethleham Opaham came back to Earth, and found Jesus. Bethleham Opaham then mind-controlled soldiers to capture Jesus and crucify him. Bethleham Opaham absorbed Jesus' soul. Then God attacked Bethleham Opaham, but Bethleham Opaham won by using his omnipotence to disintegrate God for eternity. Then, Bethleham Opaham erased all of space and time, to restart all events from the point before he was born. Just as he was going to, all of the other deities from all other religions came together to attack Bethleham Opaham. Bethleham Opaham almost lost, but he used his omnipotence to absorb all of the other deities' powers, and used the absorbed powers to erase all other deities for all of eternity, and took their likeness. Bethleham Opaham restarted creation, and guided the events that we know as history. Two-thousand-and-twenty-two years after the restart, Bethleham Opaham gave the thought of his existence to Mr. H, who told Mr. V about it. Mr. V then started The Church Of Bethleham Opaham.

THE STORY OF RAGUEL NESTOR, AS WRITTEN BY A CARDINAL OF THE CHURCH

Raguel Nestor was a man who betrayed Bethleham Opaham when the power given to him went to his head. Take his story, and remember to always obey Bethleham Opaham and practice humility.

In the twentieth year after Bethleham Opaham restarted existence, Raguel Nestor was born in the town of Tpyge, a place of turmoil. He had a brother who was five years older than Raguel, who's name was Ghala Nestor. Egypt was it's next door neighbor, and wanted some slaves. They took over Tpyge and tried to eradicate them, but Betheham Opaham stopped them, as he felt that Raguel Nestor would be important. However, they were forced to become slaves. Raguel Nestor was forced to make bricks, grind spices, and plenty of other stuff. However, since he prayed to Bethleham Opaham every day, he was blessed with a complete recovery every day, when he woke up. One day, Raguel was fed up with all this slavery, and decided to go ask the Pharaoh if he and his people could leave. The pharaoh said no. Raguel then said "Have it your way..." then, with the help of Bethleham Opaham, he reached inside his pocket and pulled out a gun. He shot the bullets. Unfortunately for him, Bethleham Opaham didn't give him the power to aim, and he only hit the Pharaoh once in both his legs. The guards instantly arrested Raguel, and tossed him in jail. They planned to keep him there until he starved to death, but after 6 months in prison with no food and water, Raguel was looking more refreshed than ever. It's all because Raguel was praying to Bethleham Opaham, and he gave him holy food and water that would last forever after being eaten. He hid the food and ate it in the night when the guards left. After hearing that Raguel was alive, Pharaoh was extremely angry, and demanded his death.

3 Days Later, Raguel was scared. He was hanging on a rope, just a bit away from a ginormous pot with boiling water. A bunch of Egyptians were there, and they all waited for Raguel to be lowered to his doom. As the executioner was getting closer with a machete to cut the rope, Raguel started to pray, and pray, and pray some more. Then he started falling. He fell into the water, and felt heat, but, strangely enough, even though the water was boiling, and the pot he fell in was red-hot, it felt...cold. He was submerged in the water for a while, struggling to get the rest of the rope tied around his arms. All of a sudden, he felt hands grab the rope, and tore it off his body. He proceeded to poke his head out of the water, and started having fun in the water. Everyone was flabbergasted at seeing Raguel having fun in boiling water. After about 2 minutes the Pharaoh ordered Raguel to get out of the water. Raguel, knowing that the Pharaoh would just try to kill him again, said no. The Pharaoh was furious! He ordered his men to push the tub with their bare hands. Once the people said no, the Pharaoh proceeded to kill one of his one men right in front of them, and said "PUSH OVER THE TUB NOOOW!!!" They obliged, and pushed the tub, burning all their hands in the process. The Pharaoh then grabbed Raguel, and took him back to his jail cell. He wouldn't be there for long. At the dawn of the next day, a guard grabbed him and took him back to where he lived before getting arrested. All of his tribe was watching and weeping. He took him to a make-shift ring, and tossed Raguel in it. The Pharaoh was sitting right outside the ring. He gave Raguel an old staff, and proceeded to grab a long-spear. A bunch of guards started to come in, each with impressive armor and weapons. 30 Guards were in the ring. They were all staring at the Pharoah, waiting for his signal to strike. Raguel started to pray, with all his might. Pharoah then clapped his hands, and Raguel could hear all the footsteps of the guards charging at him, the loud yelling, the weeping crowd, but he kept praying. Nothing happened.

He was cut down. Raguel felt his life force dissipating, as the guards kept slicing, shanking, and stabbing him. All of a sudden, he felt at peace. Standing in front of him was Bethleham Opaham. They talked for what felt like an eternity for Raguel, as he was curious. Raguel learned as much as he could about everything. Then he asked Bethleham Opaham 1 more question. It was "Can I go back to earth with the power to destroy everyone that wronged me?" Bethleham Opaham pondered his question, then said "You will certainly perish if I do, but if you are certain you want to return, I will grant your wish, as long as you promise to obey me." Raguel made a promise with Bethleham Opaham, one he could not uphold. (He may have sided with Abraham Opaham) Raguel got back up. The guards were still trying to cut him down, but it wasn't working. He could feel the metal from their swords breaking from trying to strike him down. Raguel stood up, and wiped out everyone with his staff alone, in less than 1 minute. He turned around to see the Pharaoh escaping. Raguel tried to catch him, but he was born with poor legs, and couldn't catch up with him. He then rallied up his people, and told them to escape Egypt. They all listened, as they felt that he would force them to if they didn't, and it beats getting a beating in Egypt. They all escaped to the Red Sea. Raguel stood there, wondering how he should cross the Red Sea. All of a sudden, the people started screaming. The Pharaoh's army was here to wipe them all out. Raguel ran up to the front of the army, and prepared to fight. He kept on wiping out more and more people, feeling and getting more powerful after killing them. He managed to destroy the entire Egyptian army without breaking a sweat. He then walked up to the Red Sea, and took a big breath. Raguels cheeks expanded to an abnormally large size, and they were bright red. He then exhaled fire, vaporizing all the water. He then spun his staff, spreading the newly made clouds across the planet. Raguel started to laugh, saying "I'm the real God, not you." He pointed up to the sky "Bethleham, you're a weakling! I'm the true God! All hail Raguel!." All of a sudden, the earth started to shake, and a bright light descended upon the planet. It was Bethleham, and he was furious. He descended down to Raguel, who was happy to see him. "Hahahahaha, I can't wait to beat you and become God!" Reguel boasted. Bethleham Opaham then put his hand on Raguel's head, and a bright light emerged from his hand, engulfing and incinerating Raguel, and the majority of the people he led out of Egypt. Bethleham Opaham then started to talk. "Because of Raguel, I will curse all humans and their offspring, until the end of days! I have spoken!" Bethleham Opaham then disappeared. We have been cursed ever since. They say that Raguel's spirit still lives on, run by hatred, watching, waiting for the perfect time to get revenge, along with Abraham Opaham. Little do they know, no one can defeat Bethleham Opaham.

THE STORY OF PROPHET BETHLEHAM I

In the fifty-eighth year after Bethleham Opaham restarted existence, Ghala Nestor was picking fruit from his garden, when he came across a very ripe banana that caught his attention. Ghala Nestor picked the banana, but then, the banana spoke to him. The banana said "Greetings Ghala. It is me, Bethleham Opaham. I wish to give you an opportunity." Ghala was shocked. He replied, "I am surprised you are here, speaking to me in this garden." Bethleham Opaham said, "The opportunity I am giving you is becoming a prophet of The Church of Bethleham Opaham." Ghala was taken aback, and asked "I do accept, although, what about my relation to Raguel?" Bethleham replied, "Do not concern yourself with Raguel or your relation to him. If you wish to become a member, you can accept." Ghala said "I do accept." Bethleham Opaham replied, "Come to the northern area of this land, and look for a tall wood building. Enter, and there will be people waiting for you, and you must walk to the table at the front and give them a sermon of my message, from your own heart. And, you are now given a new name, Prophet Bethleham I." Ghala started to pack his belongings, and headed in the direction Bethleham Opaham directed him. When Ghala arrived at the wooden building, he walked inside. Everyone inside watched Ghala as he walked to the table at the front. Ghala gave a sermon, "My name is Prophet Bethleham I. I am the brother to Raguel Nestor, the blasphemer of Bethleham Opaham. Bethleham Opaham spoke to me, and gave me a chance to become a member of his church. I have accepted him, as should all of you. Praise Bethleham Opaham."

THE STORY OF THE GREAT FIRE

In the sixty-sixth year after Bethleham Opaham restarted existence, Prophet Bethleham I woke in a strange, but familiar place. It was as large as the earth, with many new decorations and buildings within. Prophet Bethleham I went towards the entrance, only to be stopped by Bethleham Opaham standing in front of him. "This is The Realm Above Mortality. It is prepared for all organisms alike, with accomodations for all of them." Bethleham Opaham said. Prophet Bethleham I replied, "It is a great sight, but why have you brought me here?" Bethleham Opaham said, "I will send a great rain of fire upon the earth until all is erased. You must build a structure with a 60-foot long moat of water surrounding it. The structure within must have 5 separate levels within with rooms and beds for the people who will be there, including yourself, with two of each type of animal between the structure and the border of the bridges. Take great care with it, and it will not be touched by the rain of fire. The fire will last eight weeks and will be in eight weeks." Prophet Bethleham I replied, "Will I have to gather the materials myself?" Bethleham Opaham replied, "All of the needed supplies for the bridges and the structure itself will be provided, although the digging of the moat will have to be done." Prophet Bethleham I said, "What about those who don't believe in you, or the ones who do, but do not live in the village?" Bethleham Opaham replied, "The one who do not believe will perish, and the ones who do not live in the village will find their way there eventually." Prophet Bethleham I said, "Take me back to my bed, I am ready." Prophet Bethleham I woke up in his bed, and he went outside to find the materials laid out in the village square. Prophet Bethleham I gathered the population of the village and had them dig the moat and filled it with water, which took three weeks. Then, the bridges and the structure were constructed in two weeks. Then, the animals were gathered, which took three weeks. Prophet Bethleham I saw the beginning of the fire, only 1 kilometre away. Prophet Bethleham I warned everyone, and they all started to run to the structure. Prophet Bethleham I yelled, "Lift the bridges!" They managed to fully lift the bridges just before the fire reached the moat. Eight weeks later, the fire was extinguished. The bridges were laid down, to find the wildlife and structures not there. Bethleham Opaham appeared in the sky and said, "Even though your homes and the wildlife have been destroyed, your lives have been saved. To regain the structures that were once there, take the materials from the structure and re-use them to build your homes. Let the animals free, the wildlife will recover in time." Bethleham Opaham disappeared, and the citizens rebuilt their homes and structures that were there. One year after, Prophet Bethleham I passed away in his bed, and is now in The Realm Above Mortality.